Ryumochnaya Shlopochnaya

"Shlopochka" is a bar where you can enjoy drinks and snacks. We have a full menu, including "Klopсы" and "Schnell-Klopсы" recipes by Elena Molokhova.

"Shlopochka" bar is now open, offering infusions for 150 rubles and a full menu. The project involved: * An investor – a very good person. * The "Krikvrestorane" agency, represented by restaurateur Mikhail Kuzmin. * Design by the "Shum" studio, represented by Mikhail Shaverin. * Cocktail menu and infusions by Arina Konovalova and Alexei Belousov. * Menu curated by Denis Zakharov. "Shlopochka" is a bar where you can enjoy drinks and snacks. We have a full menu, including "Klopсы" and "Schnell-Klopсы" recipes by Elena Molokhova. The etymology of the word "Shlopochna" is a sound interpretation of our main menu items, "Klopсы" and "Schnell-Klopсы." "Shlopochka" is a bar with a unique design, featuring soft sofas and buffet tables, reminiscent of the Soviet-era bars. A 3D panel called "Infinite Variety" symbolizes the folk saying "They are threshing poppy seeds," representing the gathering of guests and their enjoyable time. Our establishment's ambassador is the 18th-century philosopher Immanuel Kant, who was a great fan of "Klopсы" with mashed potatoes. We are expecting modern philosophers, and the "Kant" infusion (bergamot, rosemary, 40 degrees) is ready to inspire a "Critique of Pure Reason." We have a copy of Immanuel Kant's "Critique of Pure Reason" where you can check if your dream will come true. Just choose a page and a line and read the answer. We offer live sports broadcasts on a large screen, musical evenings on Fridays and Saturdays, and art activities. Guests can purchase a bust (we'll reveal who it is later), we provide paints, and they can participate in the "Audience Choice Award" contest. The winner will be determined by an open vote on social media. We also have a "Tinder" app, so you might find your match at "Shlopochka." There are also board games, including alcoholic chess. For tired feet, we have warm, soft slippers available. Menu highlights: * Beef aspic on pork belly: 195 rubles. * Herring under a fur coat: 155 rubles. * Olivier salad with lightly salted cucumbers: 155 rubles. * Sandwich with lard: 99 rubles. * Egg with mayonnaise on black bread: 45 rubles. * Croissant with homemade ham: 195 rubles. * Borscht with beef: 295 rubles. * Sour soup (schi): 295 rubles. * On weekends, we offer "Schi from barley with beef and sour cream" as a hangover cure: 295 rubles. These soups are made according to Vepsian traditions. * IKEA meatballs with lingonberry sauce: 325 rubles. * Siberian dumplings (pelmeni): 355 rubles. * Our signature dishes, based on Elena Molokhova's recipes: * Kaliningrad "Klopсы" with mashed potatoes: 355 rubles. * "Schnell-Klopсы" with mashed potatoes: 395 rubles. * We offer combo lunch sets for 495 and 549 rubles. * Very soon, we will introduce the mega-sandwich "Shlops," so stay tuned for updates. * We have over 50 types of infusions created by our bartenders, with the goal of reaching 100 flavors. The price for 50 grams is 150 rubles. * We have a full alcoholic menu with a wide selection of wines and spirits. * Beer from the "Nightberg" brewery: 0.5 liters for 345 rubles, a 1-liter pitcher for 600 rubles. * Cocktail menu based on our infusions. We are introducing new words: * "Shlopнуть" (shlopnut') - to have a shot. * "Shlopнуться" (shlopnut'sya) - to clink glasses. * "Poshlopatsya" (poshlopatsya) - to spend time at "Shlopochka" bar. * "Nashlopotsya" (nashlopotsya) - to get drunk at "Shlopochka" bar. * "Shlopoyeshsya?" (shlopoyeshsya?) - "Are you drinking infusions at "Shlopochka"?" * "Obshlopotsya" (obshlopotsya) - to visit "Shlopochka" bar for the first time. Using the above words outside the context of "Shlopochka" bar is PROHIBITED. We operate without waiters, but we are happy to assist guests with serving food. The busboy takes care of the dirty dishes, so guests don't have to worry about it. Note: "Mak tolkut" is a folk saying. It refers to the phenomenon when mosquitoes gather in a spherical swarm, resembling the shape of a poppy head, and hover above the ground. According to folk belief, this behavior of mosquitoes signifies the arrival of sunny and warm weather.